Been one of those weeks … so I thought I’d cheer myself up by sharing some favorite lines from movies (N through Z only this time). Some of ’em you might even overhear me mumbling to myself if you’re around me long enuff. Enjoy!
Night at the Roxbury
Steve (Will Ferrell). Shut up … you had me at “hello …”
The Princess Bride [two for the price of one!]
Valerie (Carol Kane). LIE-yahr!
Inigo (Mindy Patinkin). Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya … [Can you, like, quote the rest …?]
The Squirrel Lady (Kathy Bates; uncredited). YOU * SHOULD * HAVE * BOUGHT * A * SQUIRREL
Shall We Dance?
Beverly (Susan Sarandon). Why is it, do you think, that people get married? … Because we need a witness to our lives. There’s a billion people on the planet. I mean, what does any one life really mean? But in a marriage, you’re promising to care about everything – the good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things. All of it. All the time, every day. You’re saying, “Your life will not go unnoticed, because I will notice it. Your life will not go unwitnessed, because I will be your witness.” You can quote me on that, if you like.
So I Married an Ax Murderer
Charlie (Mike Myers). WUH-man, wuh-man, WUUUUUUUUUUH-man.
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
SpongeBob (SpongeBob). Well, good luck with that …
Tank Girl (Lori Petty). It ain’t the world I woulda made, but it’s the world I live in.
13 Going on 30
Jenna (Jennifer Garner). Mattie! [Waves at him to come dance.] It’s Thriller!
Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!
Tad (Josh Duhamel). Hey – I AM the boy next door … if you happen to live in a very dysfunctional neighborhood.